Apples to Oranges method

(works best for arguments when you are on the losing side... also might want to make sure you are comparing two items)

• First step, claim the other side doesn't know what they are talking about.
• Second step, bring in the apples to oranges clause.
  • You can't compare apples to oranges

• Third step, there is no third step. How can anyone argue the apples to oranges?